bart!!!Welcome... to the mysteries of the world...bart!!!

Now i've been a couple places and seen a thing or two.... its a real jungle out there and brother there are many a strange things out there. Here's but a few of them...

Mystery #1:

Blue Guy

Not much is known about Blue Guy aside from the fact he usually appears in wood's. This is one of the few remaining footage left after the FBI purge of 2006. Watch it and be amazed while you still can, folks!!!

blue guy

VVV Here's an artist's interpretation below VVV

amazingly accurate!!!

If you see him out in the wild, do not panic! Quietly snap some photos and sent them to me @: (E-Mail goes here...)

Mystery #2:

Dog Guy

In this haunting photo, Dog Guy is seen aggresively bounding towards the camera. This photograph was taken just an instant before a tragic accident where the cameraman unfortunately lost his life, with nothing more than this picture as evidence.

dogman

Numerous sightings of Dog Guy have been reported, but this is the clearest image in existence. Dog Guy is known to be very hostile towards humans, so be prepared to defend yourself if you are caught face-to-face with this beast.

Mystery #3:

Golden Corral Smoking Area Reappearances?

This one's fresh from the Rumor Mill; Golden Corral removed their smoking section years ago... Or have they? Anomalous reappearances of the Golden Corral smoking sections have reportedly been sighted in certain areas in southern USA. A witness apparently reported being lost in thick smoke, and finding themselves walking among endless rows of tables and chairs. Said witness claims to have lost their memory of what happened between then, and suddenly leaving with a to-go bag of the the food they were eating that evening.

Unfortunately, there is nothing more than witness testimony to go off of. This one, while doubtful, is currently under investigation.

Mystery #4:

The Invisible Cyclist

invisible cyclist

This one was submitted by Jake from Ohio and was approved by our trusted sources. On certain nights at roughly 3:10 am, what appears to be a lone bicycle comes cruising down High St., Springfield, Ohio. Nobody knows where it comes from or where its destination is, as any attempt to follow results in the bike taking the nearest turn at a high velocity before vanishing. This crystal-clear photograph is surefire evidence that the Invisible Cyclist is real and stalks the streets of Ohio. Stay safe, everyone!